Hey Mario - I just wanted to apologize if I seemed like I was a little weird the other day.
Mommy didn’t mean to call you a stupid bitch in front of all those other dogs at the park the other day. But you gotta know that eating shit is way ghetto -- you’re...
I’m so sorry. I thought it would be funny if I pushed you in the pool on Saturday, but I had no idea you couldn’t swim. (You should have told me that!) I hope I didn’t...
Heyyy Gavin. It’s Alison…I met you at Bar Lubitsch Saturday night…yeah…I was the one throwing back Patron shots like they were FCKing cake balls. But you know that...
I know I told you that your bike was stolen, but I didn’t lock it up…. I’m a douchebag, sorry.
Look, all I have to say is I fcked up. I’m so sorry you had to see that text exchange between me and Greg. And the one to Hunter. That one we’d already discussed, but...
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