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Cupcake Loser
Andy FCKed up and is making a public apology to Marsh-dog:
- Dear Marsh-dog,
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Hey Man -- I got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, I love you like a brother! The bad news is…I polished off those cupcakes you had in the fridge…and then I noticed “DO NOT TOUCH – for Sara’s baby shower.”
Before you jump to conclusions about whether I was high or not…yes, I clearly was. I got hold of some Acapulco Gold that is…c’est magnifique. And there’s plenty more of THAT, by the way. Just so you know. But I’m guessing your sister and her friends aren’t gonna wanna smoke ganja at her baby shower. They’d probably rather eat those cute cupcakes. Shit.
Anyways, I was gonna go pick up some more but I thought you’d probably rather do that yourself, since it came from that special bakery your mom asked you to get them at, and it had all those marzipan or fondant or whatever storks n shit on them. So lemme know what I owe you, and feel free to take the reimbursement in bud if you want.
Should Marsh-dog forgive me?
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