Hey Man -- I got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, I love you like a brother! The bad news is…I polished off those cupcakes you had in the fridge…and...
So, this is kinda weird, but I feel like I should apologize to you for something that happened in your mom's office when I got my wisdom teeth out. Your mom was laughing...
Babe, I’ve got something to tell you, but I couldn’t tell you in person. You put a ring on it, and I fcked up. Just watch the video – I’m sorry, I love you.