You're Not a Stupid Bitch
Liza FCKed up and is making a public apology to Beyonce:
- Dear Beyonce,
- Mommy didn’t mean to call you a stupid bitch in front of all those other dogs at the park the other day. But you gotta know that eating shit is way ghetto -- you’re above that, baby! I mean, look how smart you are—ever since “the incident,” you won’t get on my bed and you keep giving me those big ass sad eyes. Let’s let it go – a bling collar and bag of Pupperoni says we’re all good. Aren't we?
Should Beyonce forgive me?