you fucked up
trevor FCKed up and is making a public apology to Mark:


Dear Mark,
So, this is kinda weird, but I feel like I should apologize to you for something that happened in your mom's office when I got my wisdom teeth out. Your mom was laughing about it, and she said it actually happens a lot when people inhale the gas before surgery, but I was...kind of...flirting with her as I was going under. Like when it started to take effect, I guess I told her that I thought she was "by far the hottest one of my friends' moms." I vaguely remember it. I might've also said something about how I used to fantasize about her when she would drive us home from school...I mean that was years ago, obviously...but anyway, the fact that she's an oral surgeon means she gets a lot of this apparently. At any rate, before I finished counting down to oblivion, I actually asked her out. And as far as I can recall, she said yes and we’re going to the movies next weekend. So I’m apologizing in advance if this weirds you out or anything. But just think – if I’m your dad someday, I’ll always lend you money and take your side when you fight with her, which you and I both know you do pretty often.

Thanks for being cool -- Trevor
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